I am quite amazed at the naivety and the gullibility of the Indian masses. They fall for anything that is well packaged, without bothering to check the quality of the contents of the package. And they do it again and again without fail. When Modi got elected on his promises of Ache Din,…
Tag: Terrorism
A Love/Hate Story
He sat at the bus stand right outside the station, watching the people coming out of the large gate. In and out, not giving him a second glance, as he sat, adjusting his backpack on his shoulders every now and then. Just another face in the crowd. It had been almost a decade since he…
Kele Pe Kachra With Mr. Arun Jaitley
#KelePeKachra Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to yet another episode of our immensely popular segment …. Kele Pe Kachra. Today, in our studio, along with our Inebriated Interviewer, we have, the Man whose grasp on the Economy of India, is as firm as Mike Tyson’s grasp on a violin …. CHOKINGGGGGG !!!…. So, without much further…
So You Want Me To Protest Against the Amarnath Terrorist Attacks …. but….
Okay !!! Okay !!! I Give Up !! Succumbing to the huge pressure from the “right” sides of the fence, I have decided to protest with a #NotInMyName banner against the dastardly Terrorist attacks on the Amarnath Pilgrims. But I am slightly confused here. I am not sure whom I have to protest against. Should…
Stop Falling For the Narrative of Hate …. Nurture Love instead !!!
I watched the movie “Patriots Day” last night. The movie is about the Boston Marathon Bombing, a terrorist attack which shook the entire US. The movie is a very factual depiction of the events that transpired, though there are certain cinematic liberties which might have been taken. While the movie follows the…
Well Defended, Arun Jaitley Ji ….
Congratulations to Arun Jaitley for being our next Defence Minister. I am sure he has been given the dual role of Finance Minister and Defence Minister because of his tremendous experience in Defence. We have already seen his value added efforts to India’s economy. He successfully defended himself in the DDCA scam allegations…
Bholu Bhakt and the ISI Mark
Bholu Bhakt came rushing into my house, his face red with anger. Bholu Bhakt: These bloody ISI .. They are a Terrorist funding organization. Me: Bhai, what happened now? Bholu Bhakt: Do you know that all these rail accidents which are happening are being funded by ISI? Me: Err…. Bholu Bhakt: And…
Was Demonetization a Success or a Failure?? The Jury is still out !!
Considering all the hot topics being discussed in the Media, for the last few weeks, like, Jallikattu, Sheena Bora case, Modi playing Gandhi, Arnab “Rip”ing the Public, so on and so forth, I would like to take this opportunity to ask Modi Sarkar some very related questions. – How much Black Money was uncovered…
Demonetization …. A Masterstroke by Modi ji … Well, Almost
I am pretty convinced that the Demonetization is indeed a Masterstroke by Modi…..well, almost. It will manage to catch all the bearers of black money very soon……well, almost. All the rich businessmen of large corporates who skim taxes, evade duties and accumulate black money will come under the scanner…..but since most of this…
Is the beat of the Jingoistic Drums drowning the sounds of everything else around us?
The last few weeks have been nothing but the beating of jingoistic drums, with entire India dancing to its tune. So much so that we have stopped thinking about anything else, but that. It is pretty obvious that when the cards of “War Against Poverty”, “War against Illiteracy”, “War against Black Money” and “War…
BJP’s Standard Operating Procedure for responding to Terror Attacks …. LEAKED !!!!
India seems to have a set manual for how to respond to terrorist attacks. I am guessing that this is how the Manual for the BJP Government would be: Standard Operating Procedure for Terrorist Attacks: > Appropriate Hashtag to be decided for the event. Suggestions to use #(PlaceofAttack)Attack > Blame Pakistan…
Who is Zakir Naik??
Who is Zakir Naik? Some might find this question on the same lines of that of Ayn Rand and a mere rhetoric, but no, its a straight and simple question. Seriously !!! Who is Zakir Naik?? About a week back, I am sure most of you, if not all, would not be even aware of…
The Desi Cracked Pot 