Dear Raveena Tandon, You look gorgeous in a saree, you always have looked gorgeous in a saree, whether it was the demure character in Shool or when you set the hormones of half the Indian junta raging in “Tip Tip Barsa Paani”. So if you are posting any pics in a saree they would…
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Sonu Nigam … When You Have Friends Like Abhijeet …. You Dont Need Enemies
Imagine you are sitting in the only fine dine upscale restaurant in the city. Its a great place where the best of the best come over to have a gala time. A friend of yours is sitting in the same restaurant on a separate table. Now, your friend starts behaving like a perfect…
Sant Randeep Hooda Gives Some Terrific Advice to Solve The Problems of Indians..
Muslims: We are being murdered because our religion provokes someone coming from a Political rally. Dalits: We are being beaten up for transporting cattle. Muslims: We are being marginalised and harassed by new laws made by the Government Dalits: We are being tied up to jeeps and whacked with iron rods by…
You Are A “Ra***” if You Raise Your Voice, Sakshi Dhoni learns it the Hard Way
“Kyon saali nangi naachegi kya beech road par, ra**i kaun si privacy chahiye tujhe, sex karte dekh liya kya tujhe kissi ne?” “Teri M** ki Ch**” “Bina bole bedroom mein aa gaya tha kya?” “Privacy ki baat karti h… Jab IPL match mein chote kapde pehnti h tab privacy kahan hain?? Kaun…
Bholu Bhakt Invites Modi Ji for a Roadshow
Dear Shri Shri Shrimaan Modi Ji, I have always been a great admirer of your work and a long time supporter of you and your party BJP. I have been in awe of your oral skills (bole to, wo speech dene waali ishtyle) and I have noticed how you tirelessly work. for the…
Bholu Bhakt and The Sleeveless Blouse
So I was sitting in Bholu Bhakt’s office having my Chai while Bholu was busy in discussion with his another close friend. Masoom Mureed. Masoom Mureed: Bholu Bhai, Sami Bhai did not do right by allowing his wife to wear such clothes. Bholu Bhakt: How can you say that?? Its his wife, he can allow…
Has the BJP campaign for BMC elections started already??
With the BMC elections coming close, one can expect some sort of entertainment to start soon. And who better to kick off this entertainment than the King of Comedy……. Kapil Sharma. Kapil Sharma tweeted today, early in the morning (5:45am), about how he is being asked to pay a bribe of Rs. 5 lacs…
And This is How the Level of Discourse Drops …..
A friend of mine messaged me, right out of the blue, the other day. He: Dude, you know, the level of discourse these days has gone down the drain !!! Me: Oh !! What do you mean? He: You make a post about these AAPtards or about their sucker Master Khujliwal and they start pouncing…
The Desi Cracked Pot 