On one of our first days in the lesser famous city of Bandung, Indonesia, we hired a car to take us around the place. The driver named Md. Alam spoke passable English and we managed to have a decent conversation as he drove us around the city showing us various historical sights there. …
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When You Think You Can Hide A Car Under a Handkerchief…..Wah Taj !
My younger son must have been around 2 years when his older brother, 6 yrs, got himself gifted one of those electric car. You know, the ones which you can recharge and sit in them and drive around? The smaller ones, I mean, not Reva 😛 The older one was quite possesive about…
Yogi Adityanath Wants Kerala to Learn From UP is a HOOT !!!
The lies from the BJP guys on National Media sure keep me busy looking for facts. Yogi Adityanath just made a statement in the Media, that the UP health care is far better than the Kerala Health Care and that “Kerala should learn from UP how to run the hospitals” *Sigh* fir muh…
“I am Neither a Muslim, Nor a Hindu …. I am a Barber”, He said …
So I went for a much needed haircut today. (What!! Shattap!! Thode bahut bache hai baal.) Anyways, since it was around lunch time my regular barbershop was quite empty, thankfully too. There was just one guy sitting on the barbers chair as I entered the quaint little shop. The barber smiled…
Did Yogi Adityanath Really Change the Rules of Caste Based Reservations??
Yogi Adityanath has scrapped the Caste based reservations for private medical college, reported a number of news agencies and hell I fell for it too. Not only did I fall for it, but there was a huge amount of chest thumping by the Bhakts on how this was a great move by the Yogi…
Bholu Bhakt Wants the Government to “Do Something”
Bholu was sitting on the couch with his face buried in his hands, a picture of dismay, as I walked into his house. Me: Bholu….What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, kya batau… I am very depressed… Me: Aww Bholu, why? What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, this Government…so much is going wrong with the Country and they…
Bholu Bhakt Follows Yogi Ji’s Preachings
I walked into Bholu Bhakt’s house as he was busy sticking a Yogi Aditynath poster on his living room wall, while his Kaamwaali Bai was busy cleaning up the kitchen. Me: Hey Bholu, you do realise that thats not Vin Diesel right? Bholu Bhakt: Ofcourse Bhai, buss kya !!! Thats the great Yogi Adityanath…
Jai Shree Ram, Har Har Modi …. the begining of New India has begun …
After the thumping majority of BJP in UP here are a few things that happened: – BJP UP Vice President who was sacked because he called Mayawati a Prostitute has been quickly inducted back into the party. Apparently he is no longer a vile abuser. – Numerous people who have been writing against…
Bholu Bhakt loves the Donkey
Bholu Bhakt came running to me, jumping up and down, in obvious glee. Me: Arey, Bholu, calm down … What are you so excited about? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, Bhai … Did you hear what a karara jawaab Modi Ji gave to Akhilesh Yadav? Me: No … errr … what, Bholu? Bholu Bhakt: You remember how…
Bholu Bhakt defines “Godd Liya Bachcha”
Bholu Bhakt was sitting with a cute round faced kid on his lap, as I walked into his house. Me: Hey Bholu, how are you today? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am good. Bholu patted the little kid on his bum trying to push him off his lap. Bholu Bhakt (to the kid): Beta,…
Dharma Sena Launched to Combat ISIS …. Desi Kattas V/s AK47s
Perhaps the UP Government can actually help this Dharma Sena and provide them with transport to go and fight against he ISIS in places like Syria where the Combats are actually taking place?
The Desi Cracked Pot 