She sat in the chopper till its blades had come to a complete stop, unbuckling her seat belt only when she was convinced that she was back on land. It wasnt flying that she was afraid of, it was the height. An extreme fear of height, which she did try to overcome to the best…
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A Love/Hate Story
He sat at the bus stand right outside the station, watching the people coming out of the large gate. In and out, not giving him a second glance, as he sat, adjusting his backpack on his shoulders every now and then. Just another face in the crowd. It had been almost a decade since he…
The Dark Room
The Stranger stood there, leaning against the tree as he watched a man standing by the door of a small house. He was surrounded by around 50 young guys listening to whatever it was that he was saying. The man must have been in his 60s, at the most. He made a rather impressive figure,…
My Wife Was Hiding Something From Me….. And I Had To Find Out What !!!
For the past few days, my wife had been acting weird. She had suddenly become very secretive. She was definitely hiding something from me, and I had noticed this. Asking her casual questions about, how everything was going, only got me an, “Everything is okay” from her. But her actions did not…
The Two Timing “Whore”….
Madhav was sitting on the couch in the darkened living room of his apartment in Bandra, a glass of scotch in his hand. He looked at his watch and then at the door. “Its late, its already too fu@!#$% late”, he muttered to himself. He had been waiting there for three hours now, in the…
Bholu Bhakt Celebrates Valentine’s Day
I rushed into the hospital room to see Bholu Bhakt lying on the bed, in obvious pain, his face battered, one eye turning blue, a plaster on his hand and a bandage around his head. Me: Bholu!!! What happened? I came over as soon as I got the message. Bholu: Bhaiiii, ab kya batau. You…
Bholu Bhakt compares Modi Ji versus Trump Ji
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, tell me seriously, who do you think is a better choice for being a Head of State? Modi Ji or Trump Ji? Me: I would think Donald Trump. Bholu Bhakt: What!!!! Whyyyy??? Don’t you think Modi Ji would be a better choice? Me: Well in all fairness, Trump never had any…
Bholu Bhakt and The Sleeveless Blouse
So I was sitting in Bholu Bhakt’s office having my Chai while Bholu was busy in discussion with his another close friend. Masoom Mureed. Masoom Mureed: Bholu Bhai, Sami Bhai did not do right by allowing his wife to wear such clothes. Bholu Bhakt: How can you say that?? Its his wife, he can allow…
Sex Gets Men Closer to God …. and how … !!!
“HAVING SEX MAKES MEN MORE LIKELY TO BELIEVE IN GOD”, a recent study has concluded. And I totally tend to believe this survey !! Infact there were so many hints that not only having sex, but even thinking of sex got you closer to God or atleast got you thinking about him. …
CM Fadanvis’s wife loves Gold Chains pulled out of thin air…..???
Maharashtra Chief Minister, Devendra Fadnavis, has suddenly got himself into trouble. This time because of his wife, Amruta. Apparently, Amruta Fadanvis went and visited a Saffron clad Baba, who whipped his hand and produced a Gold Chain out of thin air !!! He gifted this chain to Amruta, who bowed down and…
Valentine’s Week for the Married Man !!!
Valentine’s Week …. The Married Man Special !!! Since, most of my friends are married, I thought I would do one post on Valentine’s Week, specially for the Married Men too. 07th Feb – Rose Day: You explain to your wife how Roses are way too expensive and impractical and that she would throw it…
The Desi Cracked Pot 