As soon as I picked up the phone a jublilant shout rang in my ear.
Bholu Bhakt: Bhaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!
Me: Ouch Bholu, can you take it a notch lower, whats the matter?
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, did you hear the good news?
Me: No, what?
Bholu Bhakt: Jeep has launched their new SUV, Jeep Compass for a mere Rs. 14.95 lakhs !!!
Me: Oh okay, thats a pretty cool price for someone like Jeep to launch their SUV at.
Bholu Bhakt: I am on my way to book the Compass right now !
Me: Thats amazing Bholu, its a super cool choice. Congrats.
Bholu Bhakt: Yes, and I will still be left with Rs. 5,000 in my pocket !
Me: Wait, what?? Sorry, not sure what you mean there.
Bholu Bhakt: See, its pretty simple. I will spend Rs. 14.95 lacs for buying the SUV, so I will still have Rs. 5000 left with me na …. after I get the Rs. 15 lacs promised by Modi ji?
Me: Umm yeah Bholu, sure, can you also book a Jio phone for me from the same money. You will still have Rs. 3000 left.
Bholu Bhakt: Yes Yes !!! I am on my way…..
Me: *Facepalm*
Disclaimer: Receiving Rs. 15 lacs is subject to jhumla risks, please read the offer document carefully, before you start spending them.
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