I wonder why people are outraging so much over the CBFC ban on “Lipstick Under My Burkha”. This is perhaps the first time that I COMPLETELY AGREE with Pahlaj Nihalani and his views on this ban. Infact the CBFC has given the reason in such a succinct manner that they are almost irrefutable….
Month: February 2017
Bholu Bhakt loves the Donkey
Bholu Bhakt came running to me, jumping up and down, in obvious glee. Me: Arey, Bholu, calm down … What are you so excited about? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, Bhai … Did you hear what a karara jawaab Modi Ji gave to Akhilesh Yadav? Me: No … errr … what, Bholu? Bholu Bhakt: You remember how…
Bholu Bhakt Goes Voting
Bholu Bhakt came running towards me outside the polling booth. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai, vote karne jaa rahe ho ya karke aa rahe ho? Me: Karke Aa Raha hun, Bholu. Bholu Bhakt: Aapne mere hi party ko vote kiya na? Me (showing him the finger): Ye Dekh. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai but this…
Bholu Bhakt defines “Godd Liya Bachcha”
Bholu Bhakt was sitting with a cute round faced kid on his lap, as I walked into his house. Me: Hey Bholu, how are you today? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am good. Bholu patted the little kid on his bum trying to push him off his lap. Bholu Bhakt (to the kid): Beta,…
The Two Timing “Whore”….
Madhav was sitting on the couch in the darkened living room of his apartment in Bandra, a glass of scotch in his hand. He looked at his watch and then at the door. “Its late, its already too fu@!#$% late”, he muttered to himself. He had been waiting there for three hours now, in the…
Bholu Bhakt Celebrates Valentine’s Day
I rushed into the hospital room to see Bholu Bhakt lying on the bed, in obvious pain, his face battered, one eye turning blue, a plaster on his hand and a bandage around his head. Me: Bholu!!! What happened? I came over as soon as I got the message. Bholu: Bhaiiii, ab kya batau. You…
Bholu Bhakt Goes Campaigning
Bholu Bhakt was walking towards a newly opened BJP office in our area (TMC) with the Lotus gamcha around his neck when I waved at him. Bholu: Bhai Pranam. Me: Hey Bholu, where are you off to? Bholu: Bhai, I am going to campaign in the TMC area. Then from there to BMC…
Jolly LLB 2 ….. A Movie Review
* * Have you watched Jolly LLB? Did you love that Arshad Warsi movie?? Then I would recommend that you dont watch Jolly LLB 2. While the first movie was a witty and satirical take on the Courtroom proceedings with an expose on how the “Kanoon Vyavastha” progresses in India, Jolly LLB…
An Open Letter, To All Girls Who Wear Men’s Clothes….
OPEN LETTER to all Girls Who Wear Men’s Clothes: Dear Girls in Men’s Clothing, Hey Girls, do you know what Polycistic Ovarian Syndrome is? Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome is a hormonal dis-balance issue in Women, which might make it difficult for them to get pregnant. While many Doctors are trying to get…
Cut The Rhetoric!! Where are the Answers, Mr. Modi??
Its been almost three years since the Modi Sarkar has assumed office and there seems to be a classic disconnect between what the general people of India want to know and what the Government wants the people of India to know. But the majority of the country, which is quite silent and not as…
Bholu Decides To Get Operated Upon
I was sitting in my office when Bholu came prancing in. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, how do you think I look? Me: You look fine to me. Bholu Bhakt (pirouetting like a ballet dancer): Look carefully, how do I look? Me: You are looking great Bholu!! Why do you ask? Bholu Bhakt (Pulling…
“Ugly Girls have to Pay More Dowry”, Sociology Lessons by Maharashtra Government to the Kids.
Hey Girls !!! Are you Ugly?? Do you have a handicap of some sort? Yes?? Great !! So prepare to pay more dowry when you are getting married. No No !! This is not what I say, this is what the Class XII Sociology Textbook, of Maharashtra State Board says….
The Desi Cracked Pot 