When I walked into the Indore airport to catch my flight back to Mumbai, it was almost empty. Getting a pick of my choice of seat in the waiting area, I chose the one in the very first row, so that I could check the Flight Screen without having to get up. I sat there…
Month: June 2017
#NotInMyName and the Systematic Attempts to Derail it….
The #NotInMyName protest garnered support all across India since yesterday, so much so that it rattled the BJP IT Cell members to go into an offensive in a strategically planned attempt to derail the process. The Social Media teams from BJP were seen in full action, trying to discredit these protests using various angles and…
“I am Neither a Muslim, Nor a Hindu …. I am a Barber”, He said …
So I went for a much needed haircut today. (What!! Shattap!! Thode bahut bache hai baal.) Anyways, since it was around lunch time my regular barbershop was quite empty, thankfully too. There was just one guy sitting on the barbers chair as I entered the quaint little shop. The barber smiled…
Before Modi Arrived on The Scene, I had Never Bothered Much About Religions … But Now …….
Before Modi came on the horizon of India riding on his shiny new Cow, I had never bothered much about religions. I wasn’t raised in an overtly religious fashion and I had little or no interest in my own religion, forget the religion of others. Islam was just another religion and my Muslim…
12 Member Delegation from Haryana Ministry Goes to Fiji Islands To Tackle The Problem of Stray Cattle !!!
The Haryana Government is sending a 12 member delegation led by their State Haryana Minister Om Prakash Dhankar on a two week tour to Australia, New Zealand and Fiji !!! Do you know why?? To talk to various people and understand how Haryana can tackle the problem of…… (wait for it)…. STRAY CATTLE. …
Dear Raveena Tandon, What You Wear Doesnt Make You a Bhakt, What You Say…. DOES !!!
Dear Raveena Tandon, You look gorgeous in a saree, you always have looked gorgeous in a saree, whether it was the demure character in Shool or when you set the hormones of half the Indian junta raging in “Tip Tip Barsa Paani”. So if you are posting any pics in a saree they would…
If MMS is “The Accidental Prime Minister”, Is Narendra Modi “The Prime Ministerial Accident”?
So, Anupam Kher is all set to act in the upcoming movie, “The Accidental Prime Minister” taking on the role of the Ex-Prime Minister, Man Mohan Singh. This is probably the first time that a biopic on a Political personality is being made, which is produced by the opposite party. But when Ashoke Pandit…
Modi Had Promised 50% Profit for Farmers in 2014 …. #JoKahaSoKiya !!
2014: Modi had promised 50% profit for farmers !!! And today in 2017, I see a lot of the sickulars, leftoverists and generally the entire Anti-Modi aka Anti-National brigade (because Modi = India) cribbing about how the current BJP Government has been a monumental failure in moving closer to this promise. HAH !!!…
6 Most Important Things About The Madhya Pradesh Farmer’s Shooting..
Here are the 6 most important things that you have to know about the recent shootings against the farmers in Madhya Pradesh in which 5 farmers were killed. 1. The State Government and the CRPF have not fired at the farmers. So basically the farmers were shot by the same people who shot dead…
The Real Reason Why Trump Pulled Out Of the Paris Climate Change Agreement —- An Expose !!
While many of you might have heard about Donald Trump pulling US out of the Paris Climate Change Agreement, very few of you must be knowing the real reason for it. It all got triggered by that one harmless call between Trump and Modi Ji which ended up in Trump taking such a drastic…
Peacock, “But Puspa, I hate Tears”
We all know that peacock is the National bird of India. But do you know why?? Nah nah, not because it’s beautiful and it’s multicolored feathers show a unity in diversity, no crap like it. Peacock is the National bird of India because it is pious!! Pious and a Bramhachari (celibate). And…
Sonu Nigam … When You Have Friends Like Abhijeet …. You Dont Need Enemies
Imagine you are sitting in the only fine dine upscale restaurant in the city. Its a great place where the best of the best come over to have a gala time. A friend of yours is sitting in the same restaurant on a separate table. Now, your friend starts behaving like a perfect…
The Desi Cracked Pot 