Bholu Bhakt: Damn these Muslims have become quiet. Me: How come? Bholu Bhakt: Today I went outside Khan Chacha’s chicken shop and shouted, “Modi Ji has cancelled Haj subsidy” Me: So? Bholu Bhakt: I expected the Muslims outside there to start arguing about how bad this was for them. You know the usual…
Category: Bholu Bhakt Series
Bholu Cooks Up a Patriotic Khichadi
Bholu had often talked about renovating his house, so when he invited for lunch to see his newly done house, I wasnt surprised one bit. The door was opened even before I rang the doorbell, which was actually a bell (Ghanta) and saw a grinning Bholu standing in the doorway. Bholu Bhakt: Come…
Bholu Is On The Track
So the other day me and Bholu decided to for a trek up a nearby hill. We packed up everything we needed for the trek in our backpacks and drove our way to the bottom of the hill. The hill was not too high but it was not an easy climb either. …
Bholu Bhakt …. Baba Re Baba
While coming back in the evening, I met Bholu sitting with a rather forlon look on his face. Me: Hey Bholu, why the long face? Bholu Bhakt: Nahi to Bhai, my face has always been round. Me: I mean, why do you look so worried and sad? Bholu Bhakt: Oh that, Bhai I…
Bholu Takes “Na Gaali Se Na Goli Se” a bit too Seriously….
Bholu Bhakt ran into my office sweat seeping out from pores he never knew existed …… Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai …. Me: Bholu !!! You are always in such a rush…..what happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai I think I am in trouble … Me: Think?? You are always in trouble. Tell me…
Modi Ji …. I am Sad And Disappointed (A Letter)
Dear Friends, I am very sad today. Very very sad. So sad that even disappointment is sad for me. And this is all because of Modi Ji, whom I respect and adore. And for whose long life I pray to all the Gods I have ever come across. When Modi Ji, as…
Bholu Wants a New SUV
As soon as I picked up the phone a jublilant shout rang in my ear. Bholu Bhakt: Bhaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!! Me: Ouch Bholu, can you take it a notch lower, whats the matter? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, did you hear the good news? Me: No, what? Bholu Bhakt: Jeep has launched their new SUV,…
Bholu Gets Patriotic While Looking At a Tank
I was walking towards the parking as I saw Bholu Bhakt standing in one place looking up at something. Me: Bholu, hey, what are you looking at. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am looking at that Paani Ki Tanki on the top of our building Me: Oh, why? Something wrong? Is it leaking or…
Bholu and Masoom Mureed Have a Fight Over “Woman’s Choice”….
I walked into Bholu Bhakt’s house to find Bholu and our common friend Masoom Mureed in a heated discussion. As soon as I entered, Masoom’s eyes lit up. Me: Hey Masoom, long time no see? Masoom Mureed: Bhai, good you came. Tell this Bholu to shut up. Me: About what? Let me atleast understand what…
Bholu Wonders if Liberal Means Anti-Hindu…
Bholu walked into my house with a very serious look on his face. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, does being Liberal mean being Anti Hindu? Me: Errr Bholu, where did you get that from? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, then why don’t Liberals protest when Hindus get lynched in India. Me: I am not sure what you…
Bholu Wants Everyone to know “Why Katappa Killed Bahubali?”
My phone rang just a few minutes back and I could hear a panting noise through the ear piece. “Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai….” Me: Bholu? You!!! You are calling me long distance? All the way from India? Bholu Bhakt: Haan Bhai. I can’t call you kya? Me: Ofcourse you can, Bholu, but…
Bholu Decides to Conserve Fuel
Bholu Bhakt came running into my house sweat pouring down his forehead. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Me: Bholu!!! I am here. Calm down. What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai do you know Modi Ji has just declared that all petrol pumps will remain closed on every Sunday, after 14th May? Me: Huh?…
The Desi Cracked Pot 