The Ravan is Dead … Long Live The Ravan!

He stood there with his hands on his hips staring at the thick crowd in the front of him watching the spectacular performance unfold on the large stage, as he puffed on his “bidi“. This was an yearly event and he made sure he attended it. It was fun. He looked at the neatly lined…

Salman Khan —– The Soft Target…. Really?

With the conviction of Salman Khan there have been so many people speaking in support of the jailed Superstar. The reasons that they have given actually tickles me to no end and infact I am amazed that they can actually come up with such reasons.   Superstar is a Soft Target: This is one of…

Indian Women Should Stop Wearing Jeans !!!!

Women and Jeans….or rather Women in Jeans have always irked the Indian Male. Many Indian Men have commented on Women wearing Jeans. Whether it is an MP like Satyapal Singh who thinks Women shouldnt wear jeans because no one will marry them. Or Yesudas, the singer (love his songs btw) saying that Women shouldnt trouble…

7 Point Somethings: Year End Performance Presentation Strategies…

With the year-end at March drawing near, I am sure most of you people would be busy with making your year end presentations.   At such times, one of the biggest worries is how to make these presentations, since our increments depend on how well we portray the performance of our team.   But don’t…

Government Reacts to Maharashtra Farmer’s Protests……

Somewhere in the hallowed halls of Mumbai Mantralaya……   An aide runs through the doors of the large cool office, not bothering to knock, in his hurry, as protocol would have demanded.   Aide: Saheb Saheb…. we are in trouble Saheb: Aaaaaa….Aaaaaaa…..   Aide: Saheb, stop singing for a moment and listen to me. Saheb…

Farmers Are Protesting in Mumbai….. Why Why Oh Why???

Yesterday was pretty horrible in Mumbai !! OMG Seriously !!! There were snarling traffic jams everywhere. Apparently some farmers from somewhere in Maharashtra took it upon themselves to hold the bubbly city of Mumbai to ransom. They walked around 200 Kms from various places and came and ceremoniously plopped themselves in the middle of our…

My Journey With Women……

If you think its tough getting a job in India, try being a Woman and getting a job………..   While it might be comparitively easier getting a job in the metro cities or in the more evolved industries, like IT or Telecom, getting a job in a one of the largest employing sectors of Manufacturing…

Love You ….. Forever….

He lay there on his back, waiting for her to arrive, as he did on every Sunday, staring into nothingness, waiting for her to look down at him and say those words…..those words, which made him feel the most loved person in the world.   The park used to be a deserted piece of land,…

Love Letter To Modi Ji …. Happy Valentine’s Day

My Dear Valentine Modi Ji, It was on 14th February 2014 when I first saw and heard you while speaking in Surat. I didnt know much about you before that, only knew that you were going to bring in a Metro in Ahmedabad since 2010 in the dry State of Gujarat, where alcohol was available…

India’s Jobless Growth and The Two States of My Mind

India has always witnessed crony capitalism ever since it was formed. Corporates have thrived even in the past irrespective of what the Government has done. However, in the last three and a half years of Modi Sarkar, India has witnessed a totally lopsided case of Crony Capitalism. Almost every policy of the Government has been…

Modi Ji’s Guide For “Warrior” Kids To Beat the “Exam” Blues

#ThisJustIn #BreakingNews As soon as our drunk reporters heard the news that Modi has written a book for school children called, “Exam Warriors”, they sprung into action and decided to find out more details about this great book.   Being investigative reporters that they are, they had to first investigate and find out how to…

#Budget2018 …. A New Budget or a New Jhumla by Modi???

I am quite amazed at the naivety and the gullibility of the Indian masses.   They fall for anything that is well packaged, without bothering to check the quality of the contents of the package. And they do it again and again without fail.   When Modi got elected on his promises of Ache Din,…